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The sergeant-major


snowyday
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Especially annoyed at the slowness of Private Smith, the sergeant-major strode up to him.

What was your job in civil life? He barked.

Bank Clerk, said Smith.

I suppose, sneered the sergeant-major, you dusted the desks and washed out the ink wells and made nice cups of tea for the manager.

Oh, no, sir, replied Smith, we kept an old sergeant-major for those jobs.

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I get these jokes from 1940's newspapers when every able bodied man was in the military.

Snowyday

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