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A man was passing a bar when a figure hurtled out of the door and landed in the gutter.

A small fellow picked himself up and said angrily to the passerby: “They think they can get away with that! I’ll throw every one of them out.†“You stay here and count ‘em.â€

In went the little man.

A moment later a body landed in the gutter.

“One, “counted the passer-by.

“No, it’s me again,†said the little man.

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