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The case was one of assault.

The magistrate eyed the prisoner sternly.

“You maintain that you threw your wife out of the second-story window through forgetfulness?†He stated.

“That’s right, your honor,†returned the prisoner. “We used to live on the ground floor, and I forgot we’d moved up.â€

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