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Greasy Hands


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Walking away from the railroad station, Bill met Henry Green, an old friend.

Henry put out his hand in greeting and said: “Hi there, Bill! How are you?”

Bill apologized: “Sorry I can’t shake hands—mine are too greasy.”

Henry: “Why are they so dirty when you’re all dressed up?”

Bill: “Just been seeing my wife off for a month’s visit with her mother, and I just couldn’t resist caressing the engine.”

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