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A New Yorker went to the Tennessee Mountains for the first time.

He left the hotel one morning to view the countryside.

In a little while he returned, his clothes torn, his face and arms scratched and bleeding.

“What happened to you?” the hotel clerk inquired.

“A little black snake chased me!” the man replied breathlessly.

“But that little snake isn’t poisonous.”

“Listen,” the man replied, “if he can make you jump off a 60-foot cliff, he doesn’t have to be!”

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