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Stage Fright


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A young man was serving for the first time as usher at a fashionable church and his self-consciousness amounted to a bad case of stage fright. As a result of his nervousness some mistakes were made.

Among others, a wealthy old lady marched down the aisle unaccompanied and seated herself inadvertently one row in front of her usual position.

The perspiring young usher tiptoed up to her and whispered hoarsely:

“Rardon me, padam, you are occupewing the wrong pie. May I sew you to another sheet?â€

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