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One dark night, not long ago a certain eminent Chicago attorney

found himself standing at the wrong end of an incredibly large pistol.

He was shocked to recognize the thug who was holding him up.

“Look here†he protested, “Don’t you know me? I’m your benefactor.

Don’t you recall I once saved you from the electric chair by proving you were crazy?â€

The thug laughed heartily and playfully prodded his victim in the ribs with his revolver.

“Sure, I remember you!†he guffawed.

“And ain’t holding up your benefactor a crazy thing to do?â€

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