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A man telephoned a hardware store to order a scythe.

“Size?†asked the assistant who took the call.

“Not size,†the man replied “Scythe.â€

“Yes, yes, I can hear you,†said the salesman. “What size?â€

“No, no, no,†the customer yelled. “Not size, but scythe—S C Y T H E.

You know what a scythe is, don’t you? A grass cutter.â€

The next day a delivery man appeared at the customer’s house with a glass cutter.

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