snowyday Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 At the weigh-in of the two fighters. Punch-Pixied Pete was found to be an ounce overweight. His manager moaned: “What’ll we do, Pete?†Then brightening, he exclaimed: “I know! We’ll have your teeth pulled. That’ll lighten you up an ounce!†“Dirty double-crosser!†bellowed Pete’s opponent, Numb-Knuckle Newcomb. I want to knock ‘em out tomorrow night!†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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