snowyday Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 A motorist whose car broke down one night on a lonely road in Northern Ireland found humble but hospitable accommodation in a small croft nearby. Next morning his breakfast consisted mainly of a large bowl of porridge. During the meal he was astonished to find himself rather popular with a small pig, which nuzzled against his legs in a most affectionate and persistent manner. At last he remarked to his host: “Your pig seems to have taken a great liking to me. I didn’t know a pig could be so affectionate.†“Oh, it’s not you it likes,†was the Irishman’s reply. “It’s just that you’re using his bowl.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizzard Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 An old loadmaster finally retires, moves to a farm that once was in his family, in West Virginia. Does pretty well,keeping things working. One day a stranger comes walkin' up the road to the barn and asks if he could stay the night. The loady/farmer, always looking to make a buck, asks "can you pay anything?" Well the guy says "No, but i can make your animals talk and tell you what they need to make their life better." The loady/farmer says fine, not knowing the stranger is a ventriloquist. So he goes to the guy's horse, and the horse "says" I just wish he would get a new harness. this old one hurts my back and shoulders." The chickens 'say," We just want some more feed to lay more eggs." The cow "says ", " I wish he would warm his hands before he milks me." The old loady/farmer tursn to the stranger and says' Don't listen to them damn sheep, they'll lie to ya." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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