snowyday Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 “What did you come to college for, anyway?†demanded the disgusted professor. “You are not doing any studying.†“Well,†replied the student. “Mother says it’s to fit me for the presidency of the United States. Uncle Jim says it’s to sow my wild oats. Sister Helen says it’s to get a chum for her to marry. And Dad says it’s to bankrupt the family.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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