snowyday Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 In a Western mining town, the sheriff came upon a group of angry citizens about to hang a man to a tree near a gambling hall: “What’s going on here, boys?†“We’re going to string up this here Easterner.†Was the reply. “Catch him cheating at cards?†“No, sheriff.†“Steal somebody’s hoss?†“No, sheriff.†“Rustlin’ cattle, mebbe?†“No, sheriff.†“Well, thunderation, what did the feller do, then?†“Why, he said ‘eye-ther’ and ‘ny-ther.†“Oh, well,†said the sheriff, “come on boys; what are we waiting fer?†“Hang him.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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