snowyday Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 A young Quaker woman was driving a brand new car down the street one day when at a crossing, a heavy truck without brakes collided with her, bending a fender, breaking a window and flattening the side of her car. The Quaker woman closed her eyes and counted slowly, remembering her upbringing. She then got out, walked over to the truck and said: “When thee gets home to thy kennel tonight, I hope thy mother bites thee.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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