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A man was reading a prepared address to a meeting of industrialists

and he swung into his speech:

“The average businessman is tired. He has worked long and diligent in

difficult times and he is weary. He is physically and mentally exhausted.

But he isn’t nearly as tired as the girls who have to type all this hogwash.â€

There came a long tense pause while a delighted audience began to yelp

its appreciation. The speaker stared at his script in unbelief.

“Why,†he blurted at last, “I never wrote anything like that!â€

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