snowyday Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 In the early days of the West, a freighter stopped at a cabin owned by Sandy McQueen, a Scotsman who was starting a sheep ranch. After supper Sandy took up his bagpipe and tootled for a long and noisy hour on the instrument before, exhausted, he tossed it in corner.†“If tootin’ that danged thing wears you plumb out,†said the ear-tortured visitor, “why do you play it?†“It’s the only way I can keep the darn, smelly sheep from bedding down too close to the cabin,†said Sandy. * * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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