snowyday Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Alfred E. Smith used to enjoy showing visitors to New York, and the Empire State Building. One day, while leading a group, he had to cope with a woman who continually asked irrelevant questions. Smith answered all of them patiently, but when toward the end of the tour, while going down in the elevator, the lady asked: “Suppose the elevator cables would break, would we go up or down?†The ex-governor could stand it no longer. “That, my dear woman,†he snapped, “depends entirely upon the kind of life you’ve been leading.†* * * * snowyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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