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Skeleton in Closet


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A doctor in want of a strong lad, advertised to that effect, and being a ventriloquist,

adopted the following grim ruse to test the nerves of the applicants.

The first, a great hulking lad, he sent with a bowl of hot soup to feed a skeleton he

had in a dark closet. During the process of feeding, the skeleton observed in a deep

voice: It’s sure hot.†The boy’s hair stood on end. He dropped the bowl and fled in terror.

The second applicant, a small bushy-haired lad, had to go through the same ordeal:

but when the skeleton made his remark, he replied unconcernedly, “I could have told

you that. Blow on it you fool.†He got the job.

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