All But One

[snowyday]

A man was boasting to a neighbor who had lived in the same block of flats

that he had kissed every woman in the building but one.

The neighbor, boiling with jealousy, went straight home and reported the

story to his wife, saying, with a suspicious glance: I wonder, Maggie, who

the woman is that he hasn’t kissed?

Oh, was the reply, I suppose it will be that stuck-up Mrs. MacIntosh on the third floor.

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snowyday