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Alabama Directions


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Lost on a back road in Alabama, a man asked the way to Montgomery from

an old farmer who was sitting on a fence idly chewing tobacco.

He looked down the road, scratched his head and gave him a complicated set

of directions.

About thirty minutes later after following the farmer’s directions carefully, the

young man could hardly believe his eyes when he came upon the farmer again

at the very same spot.

Thoroughly exasperated he pulled up and shouted:

“Look here, you act as though you expected to see me again. What’s the big idea?â€

“Waal, young feller,†he repeated, “I didn’t aim to waste my time explainin’ how you

get to Montgomery till I found out if you could follow simple directions.â€

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