gizzard Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 A poor West Virginia farmer worked as hard as any human could, his entire life. His only reward was the constant nagging, ass-chewing and growling from his nasty tempered wife. He would often talk to his mule and enjoyed its company as he plowed, logged, and drug hay from the fields. One particularly hard, hot day, she comes out and just rants and raves about something he hadn't quite got around to yet. As she walked behind the mule, it laid its ears back and kicked her right in the head, and she was dead before she hit the ground. So being the good man that he was, the farmer gave her a decent funeral. After the service and everything, the undertaker walked up to the man and said, " i noticed that every time a woman walked up to you, you shook your head yes, and when a man did it you shook your head no. What were you saying" 'Well," says th eold guy," All the women told me how sorry they were for me, and i just said yes. all the men wanted to know if the mule was for sale.""""" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmitch Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Well said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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