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African Chieftain


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An African chieftain flew to London for a visit and was met at the airport by newsmen.

“Good morning, Chief,†one said. “Did you have a comfortable flight?â€

The Chief made a series of raucous noises – honk, oink, screech, whistle, z-z-z then added in perfect English, “Yes, very pleasant indeed.â€

“And how long do you plan to stay?†asked the reporter.â€

Again the noises – honk, oink, screech, whistle, z-z-z then added “about three weeks, I think.â€

“Tell me, Chief,†inquired the baffled reporter, “where did you learn to speak such flawless English?â€

Again the noises - honk, oink, screech, whistle, z-z-z then said, “Short-wave radio.â€

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