snowyday Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 A distinguished clergyman and one of his parishioners were playing golf. It was a very close match, and at the last hole the clergyman teed up, addressed the ball, and swung his driver with great force. The ball, instead of sailing down the fairway, merely rolled off the tee and settled slowly some 12 feet away. The clergyman frowned, glared, and bit his lip, but said nothing. His opponent regarded him for a moment, and then remarked: “Doctor, that is the most profane silence I have ever witnessed.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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