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Army Psychiatrist


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The Army psychiatrist wanted to be sure that the newly enlisted rookie was perfectly normal. Suspiciously he said:

“What do you do for social life?â€

“Oh,†the man blushed, “just sit around mostly.â€

“Hmmmm—never go out with girls?â€

“Nope.â€

“Don’t you ever want to?â€

The man was uneasy. “Well, yes, sort of.â€

“Then, why don’t you?â€

“My wife don’t let me sir.â€

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