snowyday Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 A woman who had been driving only a little while made a slight mistake one afternoon and drove the family car off the road, through a fence, and into four feet of water. Result: Nothing more than a dunking for herself, but the car was water-logged. The problem, how to tell her hot-tempered husband with as little fireworks resulting as possible. After a lot of thinking she decided on the light, casual touch. “Dear,†she said that night, after he was well fed and comfortable, “remember last week when we had that fight, and you snapped at me and said ‘Go jump in the lake’ remember? Well, I did it today.†“What!†“Yes, I did. Oh—and by the way—I took the car with me!†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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