snowyday Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 A drunk asleep in a bar began to show signs of life, so one of the customers smeared a little limburger cheese on his upper lip. The drunk arose slowly and walked out of the door. In a few minutes he came back in. Then he went out again only to return in a few more minutes. Shaking his head in disgust, he said: “It’s no use—the whole world smells.†* * * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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