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Bus to El Paso


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It was in Los Angeles that a drunk who wanted to go to El Paso climbed

onto a bus that was about to leave and started to make a big nuisance of himself.

After remonstrating with him for several minutes the driver lost his temper.

“Okay, mister," he exclaimed, “You either quiet down, or this bus isn’t leaving for San Francisco tonight.â€

“San Francisco?†mumbled the drunk. “Lemme out of here. I don’t want no San Francisco bus.â€

He scrambled out the door, the driver of the bus turned and winked at his passengers and the bus left for El Paso.

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