snowyday Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 The director of the home planning department of a large department store received a telephone call: “Could you help me with some color questions?†a feminine voice asked “I want to know what colors I’ll get if I mix green and yellow, yellow and blue and green and blue.†“We could be of more help to you,†said the home planner, “if we knew what you are working with. Are you using flat, gloss paint, enamel or oil?†“Oh, no,†said the caller “I’m not painting. I am planning to crossbreed some parakeets.†* * * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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