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The Witness


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A young man was being examined in court as a witness and the lawyer for the prosecution began:

Now, Lazky, what do you doâ€

What do I do when?

When you work, of course.

I work.

I know, but at what?

At a bench.

I know, I know, but where do you work at a bench?

In a factory.

What kind of factory?

Brick.

Ah, now we’re getting some place. The factory makes bricks?

No. The factory is made of bricks.

Oh, Lord, Lazky, what do you make in that factory?

Twenty dollars a week.

No. No. What does the factory make.

A lot of money, I think.

No, listen. What sort of goods does the factory make?

Good goods.

But what kind of goods?

The best there is.

Of what?

Of those goods.

Your honor, I give up.

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