snowyday Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 The juror was trying to get himself excused from service. “I owe a man $25 I borrowed,†he told the judge, “and he’s leaving town for good today. I want to catch him before he gets to the train and pay him the money.†“You’re excused,†the judge announced. “I don’t want anybody on the jury who can lie like that.†* * * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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