snowyday Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 The maid was new in the house and obviously unfamiliar with her duties. She seemed to bungle every job expected of her. While watching television during the evening, the master of the house summoned her and asked for a bottle of beer. Moments later, she was back, clutching the bottle by the neck. “Not that way,†the master reprimanded. “Put it on a tray.†The maid scratched her head. “You want a spoon with it, sir—or do you just lap it up?†* * * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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