snowyday Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 One afternoon old Zeke shut down his still and trudged down to the village to get his favorite brand of tobacco. The storekeeper was all out of it, but expected a shipment soon. Disappointed, Zeke said, “Well, when you get it – telephone me.†“What? You don’t have a phone, do you?†asked the proprietor. “Nope,†said Zeke, “but you do.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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