snowyday Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 In Kentucky a man was arrested, charged with the possession of a bottle of corn whisky. The judge frowned and asked the prisoner if he pleaded guilty of possessing illegal moonshine. “Your honor, I’m guilty of having liquor but I am using it as a medicine for my asthma,†the defendant replied earnestly. The judge peered down from the bench. “Does it do you any good?†he asked. The man shrugged his shoulders. “Can’t tell yet, I haven’t finished the bottle.†-1958- * * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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