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Henpecked Henry


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Supper had been ready for a long time when the henpecked husband stole into the house and hung up his hat.

“Henry,†said his wife from the dining room, “what do you mean by being two hours late?â€

“But, darling, I’ve been run over by a truck,†he protested from the hall.

“Well, what of it?†she demanded, coldly. “It doesn’t take two hours to get run over.â€

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