snowyday Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 A car stopped at the United States border and a Customs official looked at the occupants’ passports. “Your passport is in order,†he said to the driver, “but can you prove that this lady is your wife?†The driver glanced at his forbidding-looking companion, and whispered to the official: “There’s a nice present for you if you can prove she isn’t.†* * * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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