Sonny Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, " If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" the children all answered "No!" "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?" Again the answer was "No!" "Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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