Sonny Posted June 9, 2013 Share Posted June 9, 2013 Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are. Oscar Wilde I don't know why my parents purchased an instructional booklet and cassette on Apline yodelling... maybe it was to go with the fondue set they never use. Old Man Luedecke I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. George Carlin Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Steven Wright A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. Zsa Zsa Gabor I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. Winston Churchill My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. Elayne Boosler Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. Anonymous Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married. Zsa Zsa Gabor Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties. Stephen Fry I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky -- but there wasn't any gum under any of them. Emo Philips Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? Charles M. Schulz I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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