Sonny Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.. ??"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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