Kids Answer Questions

[Sonny]

(Written by kids)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the

same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it

that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they

grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all

way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you

know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE

ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on

whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE

IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people

should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have

something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8(isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each

other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to

go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE IF

THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day

I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote

about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so

I wouldn't want to mess with that.

- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss

someone, then you should marry them and have kids with

them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but

not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF

PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to

explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty,

even if she looks like a truck.

-- Ricky, age 10, wisdom beyond his years .