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Two Drunks


Sonny
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Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools.

They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow.

They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir.

When asked why such a celebration,

they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months!

"TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender.

"That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"

"Oh yeah?" says one drunk.

"The box said 2-4 YEARS!"

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