Mt.crewchief Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Subject:Wife is missing A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.... Inspector :- What is her height ? Husband:- I never checked.... Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?. Husband:- Not slim can be healthy. Inspector :- Colour of eyes ? Husband :- Never noticed. Inspector :- Colour of hair ? Husband :- Changes according to season. Inspector :- What was she wearing? Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector :- Was she driving? Husband :- yes. Inspector :- tell me the number, name, model & color of the car ? . . . . . Husband :- black Audi A8, license ALS 2065, has supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying... Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car. For all those who pondered this eternal truth... The Aisle, the Altar and the Hymn Through the ages, men have been trying to unlock this mystery: Why do their wives, who accept them just as they are before they get married, begin the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows are exchanged? Finally, the riddle is solved. A social-scientist has arrived at this simple and logical explanation. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process starts where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: Aisle, altar, and hymn. She becomes mesmerised as she continually reinforces these perceptions: Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn……Aisle, altar, hymn. And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is complete. She looks up at him smiling sweetly and keeps saying to herself: 'I'll alter him!’ HERE ENDETH THE LESSON http://www2l.incredimail.com/gcontent/stamps/new2011/pixel.gif?upn=86064317008616034 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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