Selling at an auction was halted when the auctioneer announced,
“Someone in the room has lost his wallet containing $2,000.
He is offering a reward of $500.00 for its immediate return.”
After a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, $550.00
One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted , 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' his wife replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' GO BUCKEYES!'
And they say blondes are dumb.