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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink: Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it: Was Winston's reply.
Work is the curse of the drinking class: Oscar Wilde.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman.
He was a wise man who invented beer: Plato.
He talked with more claret than clarity: Susan Ertz
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time: Nancy Astor
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy: Benjamin Franklin.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on: Dean Martin.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind : Humphrey Bogart.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer: Frank Zappa.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut: Ernest Hemmingway.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me: Winston Churchill.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer: Homer Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting: George Jean Nathan.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism: Norman Brenner
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools: Ernest Hemmingway.
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle: Henny Youngman
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink: Booth Tarkington
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