Sonny Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Mary? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She said, "I want a divorce." He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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