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People Say the Strangest Things:
These phrases were culled from the small ad columns of local newspapers in the UK and the USA.
Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.
Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you' ll never go anywhere again.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $10.00.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Tattoos done while you wait.
Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.
Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
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