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HIM: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours

HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.

HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

HER: Okay, get out.

HIM: I think I could make you very happy.

HER: Why? Are you leaving?

HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HIM: Can I have your name?

HER: Why? Don't you already have one?

HIM: Where have you been all my life?

HER: Hiding from you.

HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?

HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HIM: Is this seat empty?

HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

HIM: So, what do you do for a living?

HER: I'm a female impersonator.

HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?

HER: Do not enter.

HIM: Your body is like a temple.

HER: Sorry, there are no services today.

HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing .

HIM: Where have you been all my life?

HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams

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