Sonny Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 HIM: Can I buy you a drink? HER: Actually I'd rather have the money. HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday? HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HIM: Your face must turn a few heads. HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. HER: Okay, get out. HIM: I think I could make you very happy. HER: Why? Are you leaving? HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HIM: Can I have your name? HER: Why? Don't you already have one? HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: Hiding from you. HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before? HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HIM: Is this seat empty? HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. HIM: So, what do you do for a living? HER: I'm a female impersonator. HIM: Hey baby what's your sign? HER: Do not enter. HIM: Your body is like a temple. HER: Sorry, there are no services today. HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing . HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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