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Funny Signs:
In a Japanese hotel room:
"Please to bathe inside the tub."
In a Tokyo Hotel:
"Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do
such thing is please not to read notis."
Outside a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In a loan company window:
"Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt."
In the window of a Travel Agency:
"Please Go Away!"
In a funeral parlor:
"Ask about our layaway plan."
In an ad for a swimwear store:
"Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!"
Advertisement at a gas station, between San Francisco and Los Angeles on
Interstate 5:
"Kids with gas eat free!"
In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
At the dry cleaners:
"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
On a shopping mall marquee:
"Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"
In a repair shop:
"We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1."
In a department store:
"Stock up and save!
Limit one per customer."
In the window of an Oregon store:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
On a Tennessee highway:
"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
On an Atlantic City hotel restaurant:
"Have your next affair here."
In a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and weekends."
On the grounds of a public school:
"No trespassing without permission."
On a radiator repair garage:
"Best place to take a leak."
In the vestry of a New England church:
"Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."
On a roller coaster:
"Watch your head."
Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system:
"Dew it yourself."
In a Laundromat::
"Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."
In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
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