Funny Signs

[Sonny]

Funny Signs:

 

 

In a Japanese hotel room:

"Please to bathe inside the tub."

 

In a Tokyo Hotel:

"Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do

such thing is please not to read notis."

 

Outside a country shop:

"We buy junk and sell antiques."

 

In a loan company window:

"Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt."

 

In the window of a Travel Agency:

"Please Go Away!"

 

In a funeral parlor:

"Ask about our layaway plan."

 

In an ad for a swimwear store:

"Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!"

 

Advertisement at a gas station, between San Francisco and Los Angeles on

Interstate 5:

"Kids with gas eat free!"

 

In a clothing store:

"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

 

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:

"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

 

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

 

At the dry cleaners:

"We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."

 

On a shopping mall marquee:

"Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"

 

In a repair shop:

"We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1."

 

In a department store:

"Stock up and save!

Limit one per customer."

 

In the window of an Oregon store:

"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

 

On a Tennessee highway:

"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

 

On an Atlantic City hotel restaurant:

"Have your next affair here."

 

In a Maine restaurant:

"Open 7 days a week and weekends."

 

On the grounds of a public school:

"No trespassing without permission."

 

On a radiator repair garage:

"Best place to take a leak."

 

In the vestry of a New England church:

"Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."

 

On a roller coaster:

"Watch your head."

 

Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system:

"Dew it yourself."

 

In a Laundromat::

"Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."

 

In front of a New Hampshire car wash:

"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."