Sonny Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 Business one-liners: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants. A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth. A penny saved has not been spent. A penny saved is an economic breakthrough. A penny saved is ridiculous. A problem cannot be solved using the same level of thinking that created it. (In other words, if you screw it up, you can't fix it.) A real person has two reasons for doing anything...a good reason and the real reason. A short cut is the longest distance between two points. A short line outside a building becomes a long line inside. Business one-liners 06: A stagnant science is at a standstill. A theory is better than its explanation. A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous. Ability is a good thing but stability is even better. Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed. Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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