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A wise person once said…
 
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are without clothes .
 
2. Having a cold drink
on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot
friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
 
3. Breaking News:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of
mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the
woman's husband.
 
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing
between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men
may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is
available.
 
AND
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live
longer than the men who mention it.
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