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Words Of Wisdom:
Scars are like tattoos but with better stories.
The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun.
I consider on time to be when I get there.
If practice makes perfect and nobody’s perfect…….why practice?
The last time I reached for the stars I pulled a muscle.
Well another day passed and I didn’t use Algebra once.
I can explain it to you but I can’t understand it for you.
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my opinion.
Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
If I can’t fix it, it must not be broken.
Still crazy after all these beers.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
It’s not that I lack sympathy, okay maybe it is.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
If you met my family you would understand.
It is what it is………or is it?
Grandparents: so easy to operate even a child can do it.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
I can’t brain today. I have the dumb.
Dear Algebra; Stop asking me to find your X. She’s not coming back.
I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.
If you just did what you were told, I wouldn’t have to be so bossy.
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
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