Silly Dictionary

[Sonny]

Silly Dictionary:

 

Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at

McDonald's.

 

Avoidable \uh-avoy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

 

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with.

 

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

 

Eclipse \i-klips'\: What an English barber does for a living.

 

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

 

Heroes \hee'-rhos\: What a guy in a boat does.

 

Left Bank \left' bangk'\: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.

 

Misty \miss'-tee\: How golfers create divots.

 

Paradox \par'-of-docks\: Two physicians.

 

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

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Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.

 

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.

 

Primate \pri'-mate\: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

 

Relief \ree-leaf'\: What trees do in the spring.

 

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: What you do to relax your wife.

 

Seamstress \seem'-stress\: Describes 250 pounds in a size six.

 

Selfish \sel'-fish\: What the owner of a seafood store does.

 

Subdued \some-dood'\: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

 

Sudafed \soo'-da-fed\: Bringing litigation against a government official